Hurricanes and Strippers?

Hurricane Isaac blowing the lid off the Republican Convention

So the Republican National Convention had to be postponed due to the M.N who clearly ain’t picking up what Mitt Romney is putting down. I try not to stick my toe into the pool of politics because people get angry and fights erupt. The only party I side with is the disco party. As I see if you never get what you vote for unless you pay for it. Obviously Mother Nature gets a free pass this week. So do strippers. 

Did you know that the strippers in Tampa, FL are getting mighty excited about the Republicans coming to town? They’ve even spruced up the stripping joints with patriotic hints of red, white and blue and built tunnels underground so that the comings and goings of future leaders can be done more discreetly. An informal survey shows that Republicans spend 3 times more money at strip clubs than Democrats. I don’t know about that. What I do know is that why are you hiding your face if your not ashamed of your behavior? Why not proudly display your hypocrisy and let the people decide whether they dig it or not:

When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money.”

Our money, perhaps? I want to know if the taxes coming out of my pocket are going into G-strings? Not like I have anything against strippers. Hey! A Gal’s got to eat. But it begs this question: why hasn’t more being done to curb the human trafficking epidemic, Congressionally speaking. Is it because there are people in power supporting it? Just saying. In truth, escort services do go up whenever there’s a big event in town. Not just this event. ANY event. Cash always goes with the flow.

Let’s loop around to that hurricane again. You just can’t make this stuff up. I’ve always said Mother Nature is a big black man – powerful and real. This is about as real as you can get. Isaac’s seems to be standing in someone’s corner – if the ocean chimes in and decides to whip up a tsunami, then we’ll all have to rethink our 2012 decision. There is a conspiracy theory about Democrats manipulating weather – I’m in a Republican state with a Massachusetts mind so that gray cloud will most likely hit my house first depending on who wins in November.

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