Look people. Freedom of speech is a glorious thing. Without it, I’d be on an episode of Locked-up Raw – banging my head against a cell block door complaining that my cellmate Marci is going to stick some frozen slop in a place where the sun don’t shine. We are all entitled to an opinion – but let’s show some f*&king class here.
The remarks above were made by Jason Bigg’s wife, Jenny Mollen. What Jenny Mollen is famous for is marrying Jason Biggs. What Jason Bigg’s is famous for is sticking his dick in a pie. Now he’s got another resume-builder, his recent, controversial comments about Mitt Romney’s wife Ann and Paul Ryan’s wife, Janna.
Did I mention this all happened on the Nickelodeon’s watch. You see Jason’s magnificent acting skills are currently being used for the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Show on Nickelodeon as the voice of Leo. The network decided to do some cross-promotion linking Jason Bigg’s twitter account to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle account and suggesting its viewers go there and pay Jason a cyber visit. Jason then took the opportunity to make himself look like a misogynist pig.
Here’s my deal: I’m tired. Overworked and grossly underpaid. I already earn less than man and have to pay more in health insurance because of my vagina. Now, I can’t even turn on the children’s TV without remarks being made about pinkies and butt-holes. How unintelligent. Your remarks aren’t even minimally snarky. Here’s your moment to shine, Jason Biggs; to get that career of yours out of the Teenage-Mutant-Ninja toilet; to show the world you’re more than just a dick in pie and what do you do? Come off looking like the ultimate tool.
The real problem is, Jason thinks he’s funny and so does his wife. Poor Jenny. She’s still on the brainwash bus, girl. There’s nothing more classy than making a child-rape comments to a bunch of 10-17 years olds. What a great way to boost their self-esteem. Sadly, Jenny is another example of how women today go-with-the-flow when it comes to sexist remarks made by men in the media. For many of us, misogyny is what it is. Why stand up when its easier to lie down. In my opinion we are currently convincing a generation of girls to believe that their place is in the hot tub of a rap video. In 8th grade I didn’t know I had a pussy. Hell, when I watched Nickelodeon it was all about being slimed. Now I sound like one of those people. But when you’ve got videos like this, I wonder what we’re teaching our kids:
I don’t know who this guy is – but he’s given Snoop Dog a run for his money.
I’m not saying don’t make these comments – I’m just saying think about the comments you make. If you’re looking for good political satire and are little dense on verbiage, maybe watch The Daily Show and take notes. Freedom of speech is even more terrific when it has meaning – not shock-appeal.