Halloween Costume Suggestions: Coke Whore Edition

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I get to dress up however I want and be whatever I want and not get harassed by unfashionable people who don’t the difference between hell and a handbag. It is the time of the year where we all get to be a little more creative with our costumes selections – which is why I’ll be presenting some of my favorites all month long. Feel free to email some of yours and together we shall put an extra boo at the end of  Honey Boo-Boo – who’s entire family offers a smorgasbord of Halloween mockery.

Today however, let’s pick a topic close to my heart: coke whores! What a wonderful way to indulge your decadent side without the pesky cost of jail or rehab. Here are some of my favorites:

Penelope Cruz in Blow. Girl! Nothing makes me happier than a denim jumpsuit paired with an oversize sunglass and topped off with a little Johnny Depp. Hello. Creme-de-la-cream-in-da-pants:

Do you notice that coke whores are always fancy before they fall off into the black abyss of when drugs become no fun? No one is fancier than my blog’s homegirl and #1 coke whore with a Cuban twist: Michelle Pfeiffer a la Scarface. However I’m not going to beat a dead horse here. I’m going to focus on the silent CW of that movie, Gina Montana. Gina would be a terrific edition to anyone Halloween party because all a lady needs is a low-cut sparkle dress and an afro wig:


Switching gears to a little Martin Scorsese action, what would a coke-whore list be without Sharon Stone in Casino! Indeed I  saved the best for last: leather suits, glitter gowns, fur for days. There’s really no limit to the raid you can do on your mother’s and grandmother’s closet in producing a look like this. Only, if you do buy a wig, make sure it’s not ghettoly-made. Otherwise you’ll look like a rough-and-tumble-wiggy-weave-crack-head. Crack heads are what coke whores become when they run out of money. So have a little respect for yourself and give your head the luxuiros locks it deserves. After all, Halloween comes only once a year whereas addiction lasts a lifetime.

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One Response to Halloween Costume Suggestions: Coke Whore Edition

  1. While the movie begins by stating it is based upon a true story, it never names the actual casino involved. The Tangiers casino is fictional. The story is actually based upon the history of the Stardust casino, a fact well documented in the Vegas history books.

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